Take a little smile.....!!!!!

Jan 8, 2018


Take a little smile ...
We are talking 'smiling' of That's right. Well you tell me when you were laughing the last time? Some people have to put too much emphasis on the mind. Now to be sad or sad, we do not need any reason. But there should be a chance to laugh and smile.
The smiling is not only our mind, but it also has many benefits. The one who always smiles always remains young. This fact has been proved by a researcher John Delton. His research paper says that when we smile, the muscles of the face from neck to neck are exercised. This makes them stretch and does not have wrinkles on the face.
Now our friends have not smiled for a long time. Thinking of this is also a little bad for us. So we have made special arrangements for your laughter. We have brought some big jokes for you. You just read them. And of course, he smiles too.
1. are baap re!
 
 
vaakee agar sadak par nikalo to 5-10 minat to yahee sochane mein lag jaate hain ki saamane vaala ladaka hai ya ladakee. phir kanpharm hone ke baad hee lain maar paate hain.
 
2. mahaan hain aap
 
 
yadi aapane ye nahin kiya hai to aapane khud par ‘garv’ karane ka mauka chhod diya hai. ek baar karake dekhiega. khud kee peeth thapathapaane ka man karega.
 
3. ye nahin maanenge
 
 
kuchh logon ke lie to sigaret, dava aur daaroo bilkul amrt kee tarah hotee hai. inake har marj ka ilaaj yahee hai.
 
4. jaadoo tera hee jaadoo
 
 
are! sach mein. aajakal logon ke sir par ‘patanjali’ ka jaadoo chadha hua hai. kichan se lekar baatharoom tak vo hee vo najar aata hai.
 
5. dil chhoo liya
 
 
gaadee pochhane ke kapade jitanee taadaad mein gum ho jaate hain, use dekhakar to yahee lagata hai ki ek pooree gaing isake peechhe kaam kar rahee hai.
 
6. jahar hee jahar
 
 
 
vaise ise aap apane hee pair par kulhaadee maarana bhee bol sakate hain. chot ka dard bahut hota hai, par kahe kaise?
 
7. vaah! janaab
 
 
 
ab pulis ne vachan de diya hai. bhale hee praan chale jae, paalan to karana hee padega.
 
8. alaadeen ka chiraag haath lag gaya
 
 
 
is bande ko bade achchhe tareeke se pata hai ki mahilaon ka dil kaise jeetana hai. bahut aage tak jaenge janaab.
 
 
9. ek number
 
 
dimaag mein bhale hee yah chal raha ho ki 50 nahin yaar kam se kam 100 rupe to de do. lekin oopar se to ‘isakee kya jaroorat hai’ hee bolana padata hai.
 
10. mumkin hai
 
 
 
jis tejee se har cheej ko aadhaar kaard se link karavaaya ja raha hai. us hisaab se aisa din kabhee bhee aa sakata hai.
 
11. aantee jee ne baat to bade pate kee kahee hai.
 
 
 
 
 
 
12. kuchh logon ko baat buree lag sakatee hai, magar sach to kadava hee hota hai.
 
 
 
13. aisa koee niyam aa jae to purushon ko to bas man maangee muraad mil jaanee hai.
 
 
14. yah jok padhakar aapako bhee apanee koee dost yaad aa hee gaee hogee.
 
 
15. haan! inake paas ab koee aur kaam to bacha hee nahin hai.
 
 
I have full faith that once you have lost your laughter one or the other. If you liked these jokes, then this laugh would be brought forward.
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